How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's a tough question. First, they would have to form committee to discuss the benefits of the changing of the lightbulb. Once the committee makes its recommendation, it would have to go to a floor vote. The process then goes out to tender to decide what company applies to change the lightbulb. Companies would then submit their best price.The winning company then is awarded the job and is about to start work on changing the lightbulb at a cost of $250 million dollars. Just prior to the start of work, it is found that a republican had accepted a bribe. This was determined due to wire taps placed by the FBI. A special judicial senate hearing is called to determine if the president was involved. After a long drawn out affair, the guilty republican is charged with a federal crime and sent to prison.



In the meantime, the cleaning lady who is not a republican or democrat has gone ahead and changed the bulb.
How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
26fm2's answer was really good also.

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How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
NONE!



Let the libs fail in the dark!
None. They only screw the poor.





Of course, they do need one to say it's Clinton's fault the light is out. The also need one to go on Faux News and say CNN is at fault. They need one to lead a subcommittee to produce a 1000-page report on failed light bulbs during the Carter administration.
none. they'll find a dem to do it.
that's funny! I like the first answer.
What's the answer??? Haha I'm dying to know!
I don't know. How many does it take?
One, but it takes a village of democrats to change one.
none, they'd get a democrat to do it for money
It takes one Republican to change a light bulb....he has to tell the Democrat the light is out
1 ---but the president can't find it!
Just one to tell a dumbass democrap to do it and where the bulb is and how to do it.
all of them. theyll all get together and make a plan for the best way to approach the problem of the lightbulb.....then they'll end up burning the house down
10 one to change it and nine to argue if it should be allowed into the United States.
none they get a Mexican to do it for them at half price
None. They have an illegal immigrant worker do it and then pray about its successful instillation.
wow this was about the most unoriginal joke ive ever heard. you should put a hit out on yourself for this.
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One Republican to change it and 8 Supreme Court Justices to clear him after the Democrats claim the light bulb had it's civil rights violated.
it only takes 2 to screw in a lightblub

question is how to get them in there ?
republicans don't know how,otherwise they would have screwed in the one missing in Bush's head
Everyone continues to be negative..What do you hope to gain by asking dumb questions........Think.....ask an intelligent question, I know you can do it%26gt;%26gt;%26gt;..Think%26gt;Not nice Aristotle on your additiional remark

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