One... Okay, just one more... Maybe a third to be social...May as well make it a few more now I've missed the last bus...
How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to hold the bulb and the others to stop the room spinning?
How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb?
HUH?
ok, 3?
Non, why bother, your drunk?
Funny.
I like it,Have a star.
as an alcoholic i find this joke very true.....
Egh we don't need light we can drink in the dark...pass me another beer!
there is nothing like a goood joke,......but this is nothing like a good joke!
lol! Thats pretty good. Anyone who knows an alchoholic is gonna laugh at that joke.
Now, will you answer my alcohol related question???
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Apqg5q3NALYx6TNsCBGCr1zsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090313091816AAeqkVd
I think you'll find its one.
But he really has to want to change.
LMAO...that sounds like my uncle!!
none, they think a turnip they found on the floor is the light bulb and can't fit it in the socket
wow that's freaking hilarious NOT. That's a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings and drink coffee. We never know we're an alcoholic until after a few meetings.
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Drunks don't have to attend those stupid meetings and the light bulb has got to really want to change.
well i actually found that rather funny :)
i'd rather sit in the dark
lol!
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100....... 1 to hold the light bulb and 99 to turn the room around.
*drunken slurs* What the feck you askin' me for...Is it a fight yer wantin'...i love you, you're my best buddy in the whoooollleee word, ever....gerroot ma hoose!
1 to hold the lightbulb, another 1 to take it out of his mouth and hold it up to the socket, 98 more in a pile under them (that fell off the ladder) to hold them up, 100 sober peeps to counteract the drunken spin and spin the room around the right way.
