Answer in 20 minutes.
How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?
4.
1 to argue if it is a sport based or reality based lightbulb.
1 to point out the philosophy of light bulb changing, and to practice light bulb changing Kata to perfect his light bulb changing technique.
1 to wait for a grandmaster to show him how to change the light bulb.
and 1 person to actually get a ladder or chair and actually do it.
How many martial artists does it take to change a lightbulb?
I'll wait for your answer.
3 one to hold the ladder one to do it and one to say thats not how we do it in my system
err.... 1? I fink or 43
If the martial artist is Korean, it will only TAE KWON
that'll give me time to mind meld with the light bulb you made up
Fastfists is right!!! Afterall, that's NOT how we do it in my system...
One, but the light bulb must want to change
Yeah, super slow? it takes 2, one to break it and one to install the new one!
Screwing or not screwing the lightbulb is not the true objective of a real martial artist. The ultimate goal of the martial arts is to screw one's self and then enlighten others to do the same.
one to train the chimp (or lindsey lohan) to do it.
1 Sensei to hold the bulb and a class of 20+ to turn the house.
I missed my chance on this one but your answer is funny.
Two. One to change the bulb %26amp; another to round kick the chair from under him.
2. One to do it, making sure not to touch it while it's hot or broken.
And the other to put up a website and train a class of 50 cultists...errr...followers who are not allowed to change lightbulbs, but are told the steps of changing a lightbulb and train individually with wet towels, which are said to represent the lightbulb. They can never actually touch the towels, though, either, as their technique is teh d34dly for even towels. But they assure everyone that if they were to change the lightbulb, they would do it with no rules: hot, broken, anyway it came to them they can definitely change it. And they also hate anyone who has actually ever changed a lightbulb because those who change lightbulbs are rude, full of themselves, and apparently are always being turned down to train with the true Lightbulbists. I think they call it Mishin Kyu System of lightbulb changing and they are the only real Lightbulbists. Everyone else is a Sportbulbist.
one chuch norris roundhouse
