How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But they are still in darkness.
How many Christians does it take to change a Lightbulb?
None. They just stay in their darkness and pray to their non-esixtant god to do it for them
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, but they're really one.
How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb ?
It depends on what you want them to change it into.
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes eight million years.
What else ya got?
How many ______ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
...Baptists.
Just one, but he has to go through a committee first.
How many ______ does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
lol!
boring...
LOL
how many stupid jokes does it take to shut you up?
however many will get you out of your moms basement
how many vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?
well i guess you weren't there were you?!
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how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
to get to the other side.
Funny, I see you have been studying my work.
How many zorastorists does it take to change a light bulb?
Who cares?
How many metaphysicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but they'll think for an hour about the exact turn of the screw before they decide good enough is good enough.
How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, a religious fundamentalist killed them for not believing as they do before the light burnt out.
Amish
What's a light bulb?
Rude boys (people into Ska music)
4. One to screw it in, but 3 to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!
Emo kids
none, they just sit and cry in the dark.
Nuns
Nun, they'd rather grope for a co-redemptrix
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Nihilist
It just doesn't matter
How many theists does it take to change a light bulb?
-just one for enough light to read the first few lines in the respective holy book and then when one realizes that the book is stupid, one breaks the light bulb due to rage.
I'd say that the first one is true, but
This is not really the place to be joking around, thats jokes and riddles, people come here to seek advice, and give advce, not be critized.
I'll go to jokes and riddles to laugh at some more of your jokes though.
How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. We like it dark. wink wink.
nothing else but good.
