He claimed 拢115 plus VAT that he paid someone to change 25 light bulbs in his second home.|||how many light bulbs does it take to change david willets 2nd home?|||(Like the additional resources)
Ok, here%26#039;s one -
Q: How many homosexuals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he%26#039;s still going to burn in hell|||How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
One to fill in the expenses form and ten imaginary workmen to do the work.|||If these rogues were half as intelligent at the job they are paid for as they are making up creative accounting the country would run like a Rolls-Royce.|||This bunch of fiddling scum have been at it since forever. Gordon %26quot;dropped himself right in it%26quot; Brown has apologised today , not for the crime that%26#039;s been committed during the last god knows how long by him and his accomplices, but for the %26quot;last few days%26quot; of trouble that he and his string section have had because they%26#039;ve been caught with their fingers in the till. M.P%26#039;s from all parties are all covering for each other, you can watch them slither during interviews denying that they have been orchestrating this crime together since they all conspired to %26quot;dip%26quot; to their hearts consent when they hatched this great drain robbery many years ago.
I WILL GET MY MONEY BACK, if anyone wishes to join me let me know.
A fighting fund to pay for the legal battle against each and every sewer rat will be a tough one, but I HAVE NEVER FAILED so join me today and we%26#039;ll hang these dishonorable thieves by their scruples.
contact me at martinherglotz@rocketmail.com
