How many customs officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don%26#039;t know, but it must be pretty hard to change a lightbulb when you%26#039;ve got your hand up somebody%26#039;s @rse!|||OMG! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That made me laugh like crazy!!!.|||1 HE SHOOTS THE OLD BULB AND SCREW ANOTHER