Saturday, June 4, 2011

How many religionists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Or do they just sit around praying for god to magically change it?|||Many. Most will pray for the bulb to be changed and while it remains unchanged, they will proclaim %26quot;It%26#039;s either No or Not Yet%26quot;, and when somebody walks up and changes the bulb they all proclaim %26quot;It%26#039;s an answer to prayer!%26quot;.|||Just one. They hold the bulb and the whole world revolves around them.|||Why would they need light bulbs? According to the religious they%26#039;re always in the light anyway.|||no, they just live in the dark|||Hahaha, oh wow.





You%26#039;re so clever.|||We don%26#039;t need lightbulbs in heaven!





Rev 22:5 And there shall be no night there; and they need no candle, neither light of the sun; for the Lord God giveth them light: and they shall reign for ever and ever.|||Well...someone has to will that mysterious electricity about.|||Followers of the religion of atheism will never get the bulb changed because they will deny that light bulbs exist.|||Light bulbs aren%26#039;t mentioned in the Bible or the Koran.