Saturday, June 4, 2011

How do you change a lightbulb?

My dad isn%26#039;t home right now and the lightbulb just burned out. It%26#039;s going to be dark soon, what do I do?|||1. Turn light off


2. Smash light bulb with hammer


3. Get a potato


4. Cut in half


5. Jam cut half into socket with right hand, rotate counterclockwise (right thumb moves away from pointer finger) and remove broken bulb remains.


6. Take a light bulb from another lamp (make sure it is cool to touch)


7. With right hand thread new old bulb into the socket going clockwise (right thumb moves toward pointer finger) until it stops


8. Turn switch to the on position until photons are emitted.


9. If no light, return to step 1|||Get 4 of your friends to come over. Place a stepladder under the bulb. Grasp the bulb firmly, and have your friends turn the stepladder counter-clockwise. Installation is reverse.|||call five of your frends to pick up a chair that you are standing on and turn it in a circular motion until the bulb screws out then repeat process to install new bulb


remember righty tighty lefty loosy|||turn the swich down. If the bulb isn%26#039;t hot twist it off. Throw it away. Open a new one and twist it on. Then turn the light back on|||Be wearing shoes with a rubber sole, make sure the light it off and has been for 30 minutes so that your hand doesn%26#039;t get burned from the heat, and just unscrew it. Its very simple.





By the way, some people are trying to mess with you..incase you haven%26#039;t noticed.|||you find the lightbulb you need to replace it


then you have to take the broken one out of the socket, so unscrew it (remember, righty tighty lefty loosey)


after its taken out, you put the new one in the socket and tighten it


its easy.|||It all depends on what you want to change it to.|||Pull the lamp out put your tongue in the socket to see if there is power, if so change the lamp, if not call an electrician.|||Take a match and light one of your couches on fire. That should give you sufficient lighting.... until you die.|||you cant change it unless it wants to be changed...