It couldn%26#039;t be done.
One falls to the floor writhing in pain from food poisoning from reheated pork.
The second does likewise, but from excruciating period pains bought on by a vitamin C defiency.
The third goes into a CJD induced coma.
The fourth is hospitalised with salmonella and the fifth finally gets to the lightbulb- he needs the light on during the day because of a vitamin A defiency bought on by not eating enough vegetables or fruit- but because the poor bloated chap is so obese from all the saturated fat he eats, he hasn%26#039;t got the strength to reach his arms up.
So a vegan changes the bulb for him.|||lol. i love it. It really sums up some of the %26quot;benefits%26quot; of eating meat. You forgot the 6th meat-eater who DOESNT want to change it because s/he would rather stay in the dark about things. (heidi posted that one earlier)
edit: mmgirl_11, come on, we get %26quot;taste of our own medicine%26quot; in this section all the time. Havent you seen some of the ignorant posts on here, posted by meat eaters? That%26#039;s why they love this place so much.|||hahaha. that%26#039;s a good one.|||What kind of question is that?|||You know, the problem with Vegans is that though they believe their lifestyle is far superior to others, they can%26#039;t remain quietly smug. They have to belittle others%26#039; lifestyle choices. What happened to tolerance? By the way, I like nothing better with my steak than a good tossed salad and baked potato.|||Wow. That%26#039;s not that funny, its just kind of a downer.|||5 hunky male meat eaters to hunt it and one competent female to fit it!!!|||lol hahahhaha thats funny. i hate how meat eaters are asking stupid not funny at all offensive questions in this section|||Even though my eyes went a little buggy reading the like, sad stuff, you%26#039;re really right. People post those ridiculous %26quot;jokes%26quot; in here all the time and then CANNOT take it when we try to give them a taste of THEIR medicine in OUR forum! And yes. It is a vegetarian and vegan forum so it is ours! %26gt;:|
Haha Gal_D I wish I could take credit for that joke ... I found it on a site that I wish I had bookmarked, lots of funny jokes on there! ;)|||HAHA... I love it.... I guess we aren%26#039;t the only ones with %26quot;thin skins%26quot; ... WHAT?? some meat-eaters can%26#039;t take a joke either...???.... I thought that it was only us!!!
And It%26#039;s funny cause... usually when they post jokes about us... it is in OUR OWN forum... But You didn%26#039;t even post this in the general food and drink section...(Or did you... I didn%26#039;t check) And they still get p!ssed off....well I have one thing to say...
HAHAHA... I think Heidi should post the meat-eater joke that she posted the other day... That one was funny too!|||How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb.
Cant be done, they%26#039;re too weak and scrawny to reach it!
Sorry bout that, i just wanted you to have a taste of yuor own medicine! I dont think that way of vegetarians, my mom is one after all. For your information just because someone eats meat doesnt mean they are unhealthy! Its not like we eat a solid diet of burgers and chicken nuggets! We eat vegetables too! And lean meat is very healthy as well.
So dont go around acting like a smart aleck, it wont make you very popular at parties!
