Saturday, June 4, 2011

How many feminists are needed to change a lightbulb?

100.





- 75 to hold a meeting to discuss how the patriarchy-created light bulb came to exist.


- 20 to hold a candle light vigil outside of the building


- 4 to submit newspapers articles asking for more gov%26#039;t funding


- one to get her husband to do it|||ONE - she sticks it in the socket, and the world revolves around her.





Love Jack|||Good thing incandescent bulbs are being phased out, right?





Just so you know, I changed a bulb just last week 鈥?alone.|||Ha. That%26#039;s cute:)|||Lol, now that is funny.


Ummmmm, because I%26#039;m only 5%26#039;2 and can%26#039;t reach lightbulbs even when I%26#039;m standing on a chair, is it bad that I get hubby to do it? eeeep


Edit- oh crap, maybe i should%26#039;ve become all ansty and ranted at ya?


Yay i got a thumbs down.|||Good one dude. As an allegory it is kinda true too.|||ooooh wow, that really stings...not.|||So how many anti-feminist women would it take to change a lightbulb?





None.





She flashes her chest and a hundred anti-feminist guys come running to change the lightbulb for her.|||so, the answer is 100.





Ha|||Hmmm... none.





Someone changes them for me.|||they are too useless to do it, even all the feminists in the world put together would not be able to change the bulb|||yeah right, i changed a bulb just yesterday


ok, i got one





how many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?


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unkonwn, hasn%26#039;t happened yet


:P|||hey i got one how many many rats do you need to get to africa?|||Okay, hes not saying women he%26#039;s saying feminists. Feminists are women who are sexist against men.|||None. We have money and we pay an undereducated man to do it. We do our part to raise the unemployment rate!|||2





One is changing, while the other is making me a sandwich.