A: What's it's motivation?
Q: How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One.... if he can find it.
Q: How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One; the actor holds the lightbulb, and the world revolves around the actor...
Q: How many straight actors does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Both of them.
Q: What's black, crispy, and hangs from the ceiling?
A: An actor changing a light bulb!
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 5--one to screw in the bulb, and four to say how much better they could have done it.
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Doesn't the stage manager do that?
Q: How many radical feminist performance artists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to do it, and four to host a panel discussion of the political, social, and sexual ramifications of the lamp-changing.
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: A finite number F. One to change it and F-1 to act in a stereotypical manner according to the part they're playing
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to stand on a chair and change it and one to say I wish I was up there !
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Depends on what is says in the script.
And a few of my own...
It doesn't matter as long as they all have Equity cards and are listed in the programme
How can you expect an actor to work in the dark, dahhling?
And some bonus extras...
Q: How do you get an actor off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: How do actors traditionally greet one another?
A: %26quot;Hi, nice to meet you, I'm better than you.%26quot;
Q: How many actors does it take to wallpaper a room?
A: Only three, if you slice them very thin.
Q: How can you tell when a plane is full of actors?
A: When the engine stops, the whining continues.
How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Dunno?
How many ACTORS does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ive heard this question many times before but with different people,
and I really don't get it!!!!
??????
Please Explain!
Two. One to screw in the bulb, one to screw up the lines..
None, they get their personal assistants to do it.
-1
A 1
a 2
a 1234
Five- one to climb the ladder and the other four to say that should have been me!
One to change it, and 99 to stand there and say 'I could have done it better.'
Just one. He stands there, and the world revolves around him.
Erm....five?
8 million
They don't change light bulbs silly boy they have their people do it for them!!
just one, but he needs a director to tell him how to do it
The whole cast!
none- they all just act like they're going to change it
Five-- one to climb the ladder and the other four to say that should have been me!
Actors don't change lightbulbs, you have to be in the electricians union. It takes 3 electricians: one to change the bulb (except they call it a %26quot;lamp%26quot;), one to hold the ladder, and one to run the lightboard.
