10 points for the funniest answers!
Mini-Poll: How many Losasha's does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Charismatic: 1 鈥?His hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal: 10 鈥?One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None 鈥?Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None 鈥?Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15 鈥?One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
Episcopalians: 3 鈥?One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormons: 5 鈥?One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined 鈥?Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
Nazarene: 6 鈥?One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans: None 鈥?Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: -- What's a light bulb?
How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yeah, it was on worldnetdaily.com the other day.
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Gazoo, the lightbulb was not invented by an atheist. If your talking about Edison, he was in fact not an atheist although having been accused of being so for his view of %26quot;scientific deism%26quot;. But the real inventor of the incandescent lightbulb, Joseph Swan was by no means an atheist.
how many white people can change a light bulb?
all of them
how many asians can change a light bulb?
one, Yao Ming.
How many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
one usually.
how many white people does it take to change a light bulb?
zero, they pay the mexicans to do dat shiz
One to sneak in and do it when no one is looking, and the rest to proclaim since no one saw a person do it, (all together now), %26quot;GOD DID IT!%26quot;
NICOLAS HEY---if you pick this as best answer, then I'll know there's a God. (I'm atheist).
None. Christians just light a candle. It is better to light a single candle than to curse the darkness.
Okay,,,,, that's not funny. But it's the best I could do.
Can I have a thumbs up for effort? Pleeezzzze.
Depends...your average believer would just do it themselves.
Fundies on the other hand would allow it to remain burned out. They like being in the dark, but pretending it's light.
Dude, are you serious? I'm guessing your one of those people who never goes to Church, yet when your in pain or you want something happen your screaming %26quot;Oh please God help me%26quot;? I'm not perfect but your little poll that you thought to be funny is actually a little insulting.....find a better way to use your brain.......God Bless You!
Well.......I'm entitled to my own opinion. If your free to ask, what I think to be a stupid question, then I can give whatever answer I want to give.
If it's NOT a fundie then just 1 christian
but...
if it is a fundie then it won't get replaced cause electricity would just prove science right and religion wrong according to them (fundies)
How many Christians does it take to answer this question?!?!?!
Hey and, it shouldbe for non Christians! I'm a Jewish convert.
A light bulb is real. christians can't handle that.
If we depend on Loasha to change a bulb we will live in darkness.
As long as it takes God to say %26quot;Let the light go off.%26quot; otherwise they'd burn themselves....
Suzanne wins......hahahaha.......
Christians don't change light bulbs. Whenever one goes out, they sit there and wait for God to make light.
i'm a Christian and i change my own light bulbs all the time... by myself!
change it into what???
Light bulbs were invented by an atheist. They are obviously from Satan.
none... they'll pray to god to change it..
I think Suzanne won this one.
None they like to be in the dark.
Twelve.
%26quot;This is my light bulb from where you take light, do this in remembrance of me%26quot;.
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Hats off to Suzanne! KUDOS! That's funny stuff ...... I don't care who you are!
My light is always shinning.......
Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life -- why were at it the Light too -- God Bless your insults !!
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