How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?
none, the Light of God is eternal
How many apostles do you need to change a lightbulb?
2,One to change it,The other to say it was a %26quot;miracle %26quot; from %26quot;god%26quot;.
12,
One to get the dangerous cult leader who preached peace crucified,
One to hold the lightbulb in place,
10 to lift the house up and spin it around.
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none.
people just create a mythology about it 160 years later.
12 but Jesus has to lead them to the light.
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The same amount of of apostles as angels can dance on the head of a pin.
Just one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.
My friend....
that's blasphemous.
(I don't worship them as gods, but my God did choose them to lead his kingdom, so making them seem stupid in a joke to me is calling my God stupid for picking them to spread him to the world.)
None.
God will change it for them.
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None. Jesus is the Light and he doesn't need any help in that area.
Now spreading the Light, he needs everyone.
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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None.
They all believe there is no lightbulb - it doesn't exist
2 and 1 pair of pants for the one on the ladder.
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How come God doesn't change my lightbulbs, then?
none jesus can do it
Don't quit your day job, you aren't a stand-up commic.
Answer - none, they didn't have lightbulbs in Biblical times. Duh?
