Thursday, October 6, 2011

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.



Rottweiler: Make me!



Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?



Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!



Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.



Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.



Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?



Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.



Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark...



Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.



Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.



Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!



Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?



Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...



Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?



Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...



Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?



Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.



Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hi,



you really need to be a dog lover/ have knowledge of the breeds to appreciate this joke!



Sophia
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Haha! chihuahua was perfect!

how about a Doberman: Grr........I'll chase that lightbulb! why is it troubling you?

(that's my Dog!)
I like it! Great way to see the ture personalities of a dog!

*sTaR*
%26amp; a Staffie says

%26quot; what's a light-bulb?

i can see perfectly well day or night %26quot;.
good job you put this in this section,coz if you'd have put it in the dog cat, it would drive them barking mad

get it barking mad



oops sorry, gonna have to leave these old bones alone
Lol V good :)
nice dog story
its quite funy actually
You have just brightened up a very sad day for me, many thanks..
...heehee...funny:)
LOL! That was great! You are soooooo funny!
Laura retriever: shut up mutha fucka
hahaha, I LAUGHED reading this one and that doesn麓t happen often. Loved the Australian Sheperd and the Westie...and all the rest.
thats funny hahaha