Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air.
Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Amish: What's a light bulb?
Atheists: None. Atheists do not believe in lightbulbs.
TV evangelists: One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.
Fundamentalists: THE BIBLE DOES *NOT* SAY *ANYTHING* ABOUT LIGHT BULBS!!!!
Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Glad you can laugh at yourselves for a change...oh and you forgot the Agnostics:can't decide whether to change the lightbulbs or not.
Lets just take a moment to laugh everyone. How many independent Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?
YOU ARE PUT IT TO THE POINT
We all need to take time to laugh at ourselves. :P
almost funny. :]
the additional details is probably the funniest joke of all time.
1,000 honorary points!!
well, i think that just about covered everyone. I think the atheist one was the funniest. thanks for the laugh
what about Jehovah witness and Wesleyan you forgot them
Having fit into several of those catagories at different times in my life I can say%26quot; Very funny.%26quot; If we can't laugh at our differences, we won't be able to build upon our commonalities.
All of it is funny apart from the one where you deride my beliefs.
LOL.
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He lay awake at night wondering if there was a Dog!
JW's don't have light bulbs, they live in the dark.
2 points yeah!!
not funny
What's red and black and has trouble going through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
