Thursday, October 6, 2011

How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - they simply wait for the bulb to attain enlightenment on its own.
How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: Zen masters are a light to themselves ;-)
Zen masters dont change light bulbs
Mu.



What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor?
One. Next question please.
None. There is no light bulb.
Three: one to screw it in, and one to screw it not in.
Only one, but the lightbulb must really want to change.
Three pounds of flax.
To Rico: make me one with everything.