Sssssshhhhhhhh ! I can't tell you --- it's a secret !
How many Freemasons to change a lightbulb ?
A. After much research this tricky question can now be answered. It takes 20, as follows:
2 to complain that the light doesn't work.
1 to pass the problem to either another committee, the Temple Board or the Master of the Lodge.
3 to do a study on light in the Lodge.
2 to check out the types of lights the Knights of Columbus use.
3 to argue about it.
5 to plan a fund-raising dinner to raise money for the bulb.
2 to complain that %26quot;that's not the way we did it before.%26quot;
1 to borrow a ladder, donate the bulb and install it.
1 to order the brass memorial plate and have it inscribed.
How many Freemasons to change a lightbulb ?
That was just wrong, and stupid. The answer is one...
brilliant!!!
I'll know the answer only when I become the Master of the Lodge!!!.
i heard it was 3...
1 to change the bulb
1 to read the minutes of the last time the bulb was changed
1 to complain that that's not how we used to change the bulb
When you're a Freemason everything is done in the dark so there are no light bulbs to change.
It takes one to change it, but a group of old Freemasons will sit around and complain that things were much better with the OLD bulb.
i know there should be more than one because you will hear more than one voice, but you cant tell exactly how many because you will be blind-folded when you get inside the lodge
