Friday, September 23, 2011

How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. -.-



And that's a real dick move, you just pulled.
How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Americans invented them, jerk.
How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
0. thats how good we are.
You must have Little Man Syndrome.
One.



Edit:

Grant, Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, which is two words by the way. He was born in Milan, Ohio... which makes him American.
0.

because a brit invented it.
HOW MANY FUKTARDS DOES IT TAKE TO ASK A STUPID QUESTION ON YAHOO ANSWERS?
Let me guess; another jealous snaggle-toothed brit...
None. We hire illegal Central American immigrants to do it and illegal middle eastern immigrants to supervise or they'll blow themselves up if the job isn't done to their liking. Alahu akubarak!
One. My father knows how. He can even change 4 lightbulbs.
none we hire a mexican or somalian, how many of them does it take? thats a finance question... you have 70$ the bulb costs 4 and a somali costs 25 cents per hour, each additional somali takes 10 minutes less to change the light bulb... mexicans cost 34 cents per hour and each additional mexican takes 12 minutes less to do it... a single somali takes 24 hours and a single mexican takes 20 hours... Whats the cheapest way? whats the fastests way in budget? and whats the most effecient?