Friday, September 23, 2011

How many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?

I am putting this in P%26amp;S - I bet the troll that is stalking me will report this is chatting. We shall see....
How many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?
Zero. You need to dispatch them to put a grizzly end to the %26quot;Troll%26quot; who is stalking you. Meanwhile 9 hermit crabs with 5 claws, 3 eyes and Tourette's syndrome change the light bulb. It takes one to hold the latter and 8 to turn the bulb.
How many seven-legged, six-eyed tarantula with epilepsy does it take to change a lightbulb?
It would probably take more than a hundred of those weird things. I don't want them in my house changing lightbulbs. LOL.
i dont know what??
One
This sounds like something from Family Guy.
I don't really know mate, erm, 3?
Watch out bro, trolls can be dangerous.
A tarantula can't change a light bulb. Good Luck
Nine.



four to stand back to back, watching out for the guy coming with the mortine, one to shoot the web to get up, one safety manager to ensure he does it right, another belay the web climer, two more to run up and down the web with the lightbulbs and one especially trained sniffer dog to tell them all when they're going to have a seizure.
none, i stepped on him. I hate spiders
one,you only have one tarantula,and the albatross helps :)
That depends on how big is your stomach! because you have to be full after eating the stuffed tarantulas to be able to change a light bulb!