Thursday, September 15, 2011

How many British does it takes to change a lightbulb?

Put your creative juices to work. BEST ANSWER WINS!
How many British does it takes to change a lightbulb?
Six: one to change the bulb, three to blame the Germans for it breaking, one to get the tea and biscuits, and one to *not* *mention* *the* *war*.
How many British does it takes to change a lightbulb?
6 one to change it and 5 to interpret what the hell he said while he did it !
They wont let lightbulbs pass through metal detectors!
Does the US need help with THAT now?
None. They would all just stand at stare at the burnt out light bulb wondering how to turn it back on.
It's impossible to get the British to change a lightbulb. The British don't like change.
Brits are really smart. So they will entrust such works to old colonial natives like Indians, Pakistanis or Bengla Deshis. But now Brits will start all over from the start as these nationalities are getting richer and Brits getting poorer.

So the answer is One Brit will do, but may be after few more decades.
DallasM. you really do ask some odd questions..........Hmmmmmmm
1 millon and 1 one to hold the lightbulb and one million to turn the house
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Same amount it takes any other ..... mind you we dont change ours as often, because we dont use as much electricity. we're still in the dark ages.cave-men etc....... lol
What ever creative juices I have are better used doing anything else beside answering snide bigoted and basically silly questions.Predjudice in any form is really sad.
101. 1 to change it and, 100 to get it out of Parliament.