How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends on the atheist and the light bulb.
How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. I just did that very thing by myself before. Do I win?
One! And a million light bulbs. Through natural selection, the right one will eventually fit.
I hope this is good...
I need more lightbulb jokes. :-)
The maker of the lightbulb, Thomas Edison, was an atheist, so one.
We lack a belief in light bulbs.
my favorite bear!!
How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
- None: candles only, (and drop a little something in the box)
How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
- One man to change the bulb and four wives to nag him about it.
How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?
- Just Tom Cruise, maybe he'll fall off a ladder, or get kidnapped by Xenu.
How many Nazarene does it take to change a light bulb?
- Six, one woman to change the bulb and five men to review the church lighting policy
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
- What's a light bulb?
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
- none, Lutherans don't believe in change.
How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
- at least 15, one changes the bulb, 3 committees approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken next Sunday.
How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?
- lights will go on and off at predestined times
How many Pentecostal does it take to change a light bulb?
- ten, one to change the bulb and nine to pray for protection for the spirit of darkness
How many Seventh Day Adventists does it take to change a light bulb?
- One, but never between sunset on Friday and sunset on Saturday.
How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
- Three, one to change the bulb, one to mix drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old bulb was.
How many Unitarians does it take to change a light bulb?
- they choose not to make a statement in favor or against the light bulb. In your own journey you should find the light bulb that works for you. Then write a poem about it and explore the many lighting options.
How many Agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?
- we can never know
How many born-again Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
- none, they have already seen the light.
How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
- none, the light bulb never goes out. (Hanukkah)
How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
- one, the light bulb does what it does, when it goes out, just change it.
None, because none of them believe the light bulb is out to begin with
I don't know. I switched to LEDs years ago.
hey hey hey i did this with christians already,
but actually none because we'll tell a believer that their sky bully wants them to do it for us.
Well, in reality one.
But the answer you're looking for is two. One to change the light bulb and the other to videotape it as evidence that God didn't do it.
How big is the light bulb?
I did it two days ago - alone
Is there something wrong with it?
lol good one Steve
btw very true...poor them
I use LEDs.
How many creationalists does it take to make a dumb joke?
none they have already seen the light!!!
One, because due to the fact that he's more intelligent then believers he can order those idiots around.
None, they like being in the dark.
lol/jk
Steve
