None, they just wait a billion years for it to change itself ;)
How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
I'm an atheist and I like this joke.
Who's going to be laughing when we evolve and develop the ability to see in total darkness? Take that.
How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
That's funny!! Thanks for the laugh and the 2 points.
So where is the comedy in that %26quot;joke%26quot; and how long did it take you to come up with it??
cute,
funny, as i am Christian but must admit Morgans answer is pretty funny too....as a lot of people think we are wrathed by guilt, not admitting to it, but, that was pretty witty too.
don't need to, we are already enlightened
So how is that high school education treatin' ya?
HA HA
I suppose theists simply pray and %26quot;snap%26quot; GWAG changed the lightbulb.
yeah keep relying on your imaginary gwad to help you.
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Judging on how your photo is I'd say the two of you are the type that would fail out of college due to heavy drinking and then blame someone else for lack of responsibility
as an atheist, dear god man your right, the light bulb would evolve into darkness on its own!
How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just sit there in the dark wondering what they did wrong.
hehehe
thats a good one.....
Jesus Loves you!!
None.
They don't believe in electricity!
It takes two atheists, cause atheists can't do anything alone.
Q: How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. But they are still in darkness.
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They'll sit on their sorry asses and hope that Jesus does it for them.
LOL Good one.
Here's a thought.
Supposedly the Big Bang took billions of years to happen.
But God did the same in 6 days.
I think God wins that one. I'm glad I'm on His side! I hate waiting.
ROTLFMAO! I like this joke! :-D
And I am atheist. We gotta laugh at ourselves too, yes? Thanks for the joke! *hug*
ha ha ha
I don't know. I just sit there and pray it will change itself, but it hasnt happened yet.
None, we use our unrestrained science to develop an indestrucable light bubl that never burns out.
That is SO funny! It reminds me of:
%26quot;How many fundies does it take to change a light bulb?%26quot;
Two. One prays for it to happen and the other calls an atheist who can handle the technology.
The question should have been %26quot;how many evolutionists...%26quot;. Not all atheists are evolutionists, and most evolutionists are not atheists.
Now the answer to your joke:
One. But they are still in darkness.
lol looks that way.
Very original well done, Oh dear my sides r splitting. careful don't hurt ur brain.
