Tuesday, September 20, 2011

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

This is a one day poll.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
The classic answer is %26quot;one, but the light bulb must want to change.%26quot;
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
9
One Psychiatrist per light bulb is in my opinion all that is required; however, I also tend to see the side of social humor afforded us by 'Ace Librarian.' Jose
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None - the light bulb will change when it's ready



How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the light bulb has to really want to change.



How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it takes a s**tload of lightbulbs.



How many zen buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two - one to change the lightbulb and one to not change the lightbulb.



And my absolute favorite:

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five - one to change the lightbulb and four to share the experience.

How many Oregonians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. One to change the lightbulb and five to run off the Californians that came to share the experience.