Friday, September 23, 2011

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-three. That's one to do the job and twenty-two to experience it ............
How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They screw in hot tubs, silly!



Edit:



Well, rereading your question, either you messed up the delivery or we're thinking on two different jokes.
How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they have their housemaid do it.
None. They let the illegal do it.
Californians can't change light bulbs.
It depends...
just one call the allmighty and powerful GOVANA OF KALIFOORNIA, AAAANNNOLD
eleven,



im not telling why
Are you talking about San Francisco? They're too busy spreading viruses around to mess with lightbulbs.
Since Californians are so specialized, which was inspired by the movie industry, I'll guess four.



One to search out and procure the BEST light bulb for the task.



One to make certain it is legal to change said light bulb.



One prop man to procure the correct ladder and other equipment.



And one stunt man to make the dangerous scene.
None first the light bulb must want to change!
Californians are always in meetings! Who has time for lightbulbs?
None. why do you want to change a lightbulb when it's still working?
one but they are paid a pittance for doing it, dont all californians have maids and butlers? they are worse than the british
Just one, and he dies because he gets electrocuted.
Like, what's a lightbulb??? DUDE!!!
i'm not sure, but wat really is the point of this q?
why r all californians so obsessive %26amp; ask stupid questions
The answer is three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.