Tuesday, September 20, 2011

How many idiots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please be creative and irrelevant with your answer. I would like to see who can take this old joke and make someone new and interesting out of it.
How many idiots does it take to change a lightbulb?
Almost as many lightbulbs as it takes to change an idiot.
How many idiots does it take to change a lightbulb?
three one to hold the light bulb and two to turn the ladder around.
everyone i work with
333 - 1 to hold the bulb and 332 to turn the house.
its takes 1
As many penguins it takes to put a cap on a bottle.
The idiot probably does not even know what a light bulb is or even where and how to change it. The job will not get done.
If it is menFour. One to change it three to stand around a watch.

If it is woman five The woman to yell for her husband to do it One man to change it and his three friends to watch
The idiots couldn't change the lightbulb because they ran out of diapers.
just you
As many as you can fit in a light house.
Just one ... you!
actually,it takes just one idiot to change the lightbulb......because,even if he's idiot, he does know that the Earth makes circular moves(it moves around) so he is standing with the lightbulb in his hand waiting for the Earth to move..........:P
none, they just pay a blonde to do it! jk(i gots nothin against blondes)
acoording to the size of the bulb the no of idiots might change. just like so many samples of idiots answering this Q, %26lt;including me%26gt;
Idiot(s): One-ish to eternity; it depends on the speed of the changer, and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. Then it just might be easier to leave the bulb alone and change the room. It's all relative.
well i think as many as possible. 4 example if its only u then 1,if u hv more samples like yr sister or brother then 2-3.ahhahaha