I got sick of reading lightbulb jokes, so I have decided to make one of my own.
How many apostles of Christ do you need to change a lightbulb?
None, they all died before lightbulbs were invented!
TADAAAA!
How many apostles of Christ do you need to change a lightbulb?
What's the punchline?
I don't know, how many?
I made my own light bulb jokes too:
http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-BYLCI14wa鈥?/a>
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Just one
ive got a great one for you...
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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
%26gt;
%26gt;Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up
%26gt;to code.
%26gt;
%26gt;Rottweiler: Make me!
%26gt;
%26gt;Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh?
%26gt;Huh?
%26gt;
%26gt;Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
%26gt;
%26gt;Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's
%26gt;busy.
%26gt;
%26gt;Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
%26gt;walls.
%26gt;
%26gt;Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
%26gt;
%26gt;Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
%26gt;dark.
%26gt;
%26gt;Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark...
%26gt;
%26gt;Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.
%26gt;
%26gt;Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the
%26gt;dark.
%26gt;
%26gt;Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
%26gt;
%26gt;Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?
%26gt;
%26gt;Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
%26gt;circle...
%26gt;
%26gt;Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light
%26gt;bulb?
%26gt;
%26gt;Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
%26gt;
%26gt;Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs.
%26gt;I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can
%26gt;expect my light again?
%26gt;
%26gt;Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
%26gt;By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
%26gt;
%26gt;Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got
%26gt;our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a
%26gt;stupid burned-out bulb?
%26gt;
%26gt;so thats...
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Only one, but it takes retelling the story mouth to mouth for two hundred years, then writing it down and translating it through five different languages over like two thousand years, so that %26quot;girdled his loins%26quot; would become %26quot;changed a lightbulb%26quot;.
Um, none... There were no light bulbs back then!
OR all of them, 'cause there were no light bulbs back then.
none because were too busy supressing science to invent the light bulb
This is a trick question: fictional characters can't change light bulbs.
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None.
Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid. Matthew 5:14
It depends on whether the lightbulb was predestined to be changed.
