I'm not even discussing the issue until you can provide irrefutable evidence for the existence of the aforementioned faulty lightbulb!
(Take it in the lighthearted spirit it was given)
How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five, one to change the bulb, four to turn the chair.
How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, because they're not going to wait around for God to do it for them.
I don't use lightbulbs, I prefer to sit in the dark... waiting... always waiting...
*EVIL EYES*
there is no lightbulb! you didnt show it to me!
1. Any more and they'd start to get into an argument about the lightbulb's existence.
there is a fly in my soup
How big of a room do you have??!!
Blessed Be
Just one but he has to buy one first.
Is this light bulb omni-luminescent?
1000000 because they have to analyze its empirical existence first.
It takes three, one to hold the ladder, one to change the bulb, and one to say he doesn't believe it will light up.
Q: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. They hold the lightbulb steady, and the world revolves around them.
Two.
One to change the bulb, and one to hold back the throngs of creationists saying that an intelligent designer would change if for them if they only opened their hearts to the possibility.
Well, just recently I have talked to a minister. Christianity is based on certain passages in Isaiah for Jesus Christ to be the prophet. However, the Hebrews don't think he is because of their own criteria. So I have checked both fairly well, only to discover that Jesus can't be the messiah!
Christians are the ones that lead me to believe he isn't.
1. Christians do not acknowledge Christ by their mere actions as a whole society. If after 9/11 we turned the other cheek, think of how that would have reflected on the world of Jesus's presence. But NO, we had an eye for an eye view point which totally goes against Christian teachings.
(and look how many more lives have been lost because of our actions)
2. We are extremely materialistic.
3. We tend to never forgive people.
These things are proof to me that Jesus isn't the messiah.
This is a very big Revelation for me! and it also answers those questions on why Christians are such hypocrites.
This thought has made me see Chistians in a new light and answers many questions.
Atheists....one, but they are still in darkness.
How Many Christians Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
Charismatic: Only 1 - Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal: 10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None - Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin of course.)
Baptists: At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
Episcopalians: 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormons: 5 - One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined - Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
Nazarene: 6 - One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans: None - Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: What鈥檚 a light bulb?
Let's just pray that the %26quot;lightbulb%26quot; goes off in some of the faithless' minds before it's far too late %26quot;T.%26quot; Remember, God gives us the rest of our lives to Repent and turn to HIM! Amen?
