Thursday, September 15, 2011

How many LAPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: 6, one to change it, 5 to beat the burned out one with their nightsticks (burnedout lightbulbs are dark)
How many LAPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
I am laughing and applauding, just so you know.
How many LAPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
weakest change-a-lightbulb joke EVER.



try this one:



how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?



IT DOESN'T MATTER, FEMINISTS CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING!



lawlzzz
I though it was 5: One to figure out how to screw the lightbulb, and one to screw it in while three hold him up, and spin him in circles
It takes 12. One to change it,one to find and destroy the video tapes (they're learning), and 10 to beat the hell out of the black clerk who sold them the bulb but had nothing to do with the old one burning out.
***** the police
keep trying,
lol... you're under arrest ;)
Are you bitter. I don't believe this represents the majority of the LAPD. Give them a chance to prove to you that not every Police Officer in the LAPD is a Racist.
i'm gonna be lapd, how u like me now. how do u like me now?
None they call maintenance like everyone else.
That was not even close to being funny!
one.
Good gravy - you hate everyone, don't you?
that was suppose to be funny???



hope your future doesnt rely on standup comedy.... you'll surely be a failure.
8 --



1 to change the lightbulb and 7 to beat the crap out of the guy who broke it in the first place.