Friday, September 23, 2011

How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's too high for me to change. I think I'll rent the cats...

Cats are stackable, right? Smart too. I just need to know how many to rent...
How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?
Man, ain't no cat that's worth his turtleneck gonna come within 12 miles of that funky pad of yours. It's squaresville, mama, squaresville.



Why don't you slip your mother in law some of that bad brown acid and send her up on a rickety ladder. That would be the living end, daddy-o.
How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?
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20 will work fo this
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All of them cause curiousity Killed the cat and by the time they get there to do it they would of found something else to do.
No need to stack them lol you need 5. One to hold the bulb and 4 to turn the table hahahaha
1 to sit there and whine at you until you change the light bulb.
9824698698223591864 should do the trick

good luck
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ur weird
ha ha ha very funny. i think maybe ten
Only one, he'll just have his staff take care of it.... (you being the staff...)
Put them on a high stool stacked on each others shoulders. Put 4 at the foot

of the stool, and as the top cat touches the bulb, the 4 on the floor will turn the

stool. Voila!! Changed light bulb. Hey, cats are very smart!! : }
None. They are toooo short and do not stack very well.
it will take only one really smart cat, just place him on your head ok!!! lol
It is like how many psychologists are needed to change a lightbulb.



One--but the lightbulb has to want to change.



You don't think a beautiful animal like a cat will want to do physical labor--do you?
Just one large one...

Take the cat and gently raise the tail.

Insert right hand into the preformed slot directly below the stem of the tail.

With the left hand pull the cat over the entire hand until a good snug fit is made....

Now you can safely remove the old hot bulb...



Oh and I would suggest not using cats as a ladder......They are unstable.......Baby seals are a lot more secure.......
it doesn't take any cats to change a lightbulb.

They own people, who do it for them.
None... cats can see in the dark. And lets face it, if it's not affecting them directly they're not going to help you do anything about it. Maybe you could threaten to withold the Whiskas...