Amish Creationists..What's a light bulb?
The rest of us will wait for Revelations to be fulfilled.
Revelations 21:23The city does not need the sun or the moon to shine on it, for the glory of God gives it light, and the Lamb is its lamp. 24The nations will walk by its light, and the kings of the earth will bring their splendor into it
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air.
Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to
pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at
predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only, but they must be
bees wax candles.
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and
three committees to approve the change and decide who
brings the potato salad.
Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, one to
mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the
old bulb was.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four
wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in
favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if
in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work
for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or
compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the
next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number
of light bulb traditions including incandescent, fluorescent,
three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally
valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright,
dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light
bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting
service is planned for Sunday.Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five
men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
How many creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. God made the light, not some atheist scientist.
How many creationists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just let God speak, and they have all the light they need.
None.
The lightbulb will change itself if the Lord decides it is good.
Edit: If paul h does not get the 10 points for this, no one should.
I dont think they have the brain power at all to even do that
None. It's a product of science. Where's that candle?
None, their too busy praying for god/intelligent designer to come change the bulb instead of them doing it themselves.
None, they prefer to stay in the dark.
10,000,000,000,000,000 etc.... 1 to hold the light and the rest to turn the Earth
all of them, they just get together in the dark and pray and pray, but nothing happens
The light bulb will never get changed. They'll pray for god to do it...and since there's no god, it'll never happen. If some atheist changes the light bulb 'cause he's tired of the praying and waiting, they'll ignore the fact that a person changed it, and say %26quot;god did it.%26quot;
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Peace.
One. He prays for the old bulb to come back on.
none, they are incapable of comprenehing what a light bulb is.
Electricity is just a %26quot;theory%26quot;
Light comes from good or evil spirits and if the spirit leaves the light goes out and has to be replaced by prayer or in the case of sinners, evil spells. The evil spells conveniently come in twist in glass bulbs
