Friday, September 23, 2011

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

5 - 1 to hold the lightbulb in %26amp; 4 to turn the ceiling around!
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
groan - that really hurt it was so bad! I have a headache now.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
who cares



let her do the ironing in the dark
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb-

5.........1 to do the screwing and four to listen to him brag about it ;-) !!xx
How many men does it take to fix something?

0 cos they're too damn lazy to do anything practical
I think you missed something out there...like humour.
that's crap! don't care if you are male or female
you cheeky hubby i change the lightbulbs in our house coz you dont no how to do it
wow
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?



4



1 to change it and 3 to deny it.
Dunno, but it's 9-30pm on a Sunday, just fnished decorting my daughter's bedroom, as carpet is arriving tomorrow morning at 9am, phew, time for a beer....
V good have a star ha ha ha
nope, the correct answer is none. The just sit in the dark and complain about it, and how no one ELSE will do it, and who needs light anyway, it only runs up the bill and nobody cares about how far they have to stretch the money to pay those bills and they MAY get to it after they cook dinner and clean the kitchen and do the Laundry and make lunch and THEN they have to give the kids a bath and put them to bed, and then they may do nothing for a while because this period is bad and the cramps are really hurting and WHY DONT SOMEONE ELSE DO IT BECAUSE I DONT HAVE THE TIME AND IF YOU LOVE ME THEN I WOULD NOT HAVE TO ASK. . . . . . . . .
haha....NOT!
ummmm....sorry...that was NOT funny.
oh wow....i have one too....

how many people does it take to tell a really wack joke?



the answer is:

1......YOU!

that joke sucked lol
less than then amount of men it takes to change a lightbulb in my house!!
dont get it
As Marie Curie said - who needs lightbulbs?
Well that sucked
lol
How many guys does it take to change a lightbulb?



Three!!....One to change it, and two to listen while he brags about how he screwed it in!! :)
lol
Only 1 mate, the guys are usually scratching their nuts
i like that one
POOR JOKE...........go and check out the meaning of humour in dictionary. This totally does not make sense.