none. christians don't need lightbulbs when they have the light of the lord.
also, they smell kind of like poop, but kind of like playdough too... i forget how that was relevant.
How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
I have found that people who come here to disrespect Christians and claim that they do
not believe actually DO want to hear more. They think they may be wrong and might
want to learn about Jesus.
But they disrespect us so we will retaliate and then they can say, %26quot; SEE? You guys aren't
any different than anyone else.%26quot;
They seem to not understand Christians are human and sometimes push back when
attacked.
Anyway, why else would someone hang around on a religion board, that they claim to not
believe in?
Surely their lives aren't so boring that they can't find better things to do.
So, since you have crossed that line, I am guessing you want to hear a little about Jesus.
It's cool.
Go ahead and ask.
Kp
How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Baptists: At least 15 - One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
Charismatic: Only 1 - Hands are already in the air.
Episcopalians: 3 - One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Lutherans: None - Lutherans don鈥檛 believe in change.
Methodists: Undetermined - Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
Mormons: 5 - One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Nazarene: 6 - One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Pentecostal: 10 - One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None - Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None - Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin of course.)
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
And
Anglicans: CHANGE the lightbulb?!?! My grandmother dontated that lightbulb!
Amish: What鈥檚 a light bulb?
I'm a Christian who thinks that everyone should be able to laugh at themselves from time to time. Humor is less insulting than sarcasm sometimes.
It only takes one Christian to change a light bulb but they will change it very quickly because darkness can reveal reality and that is something a lot of Christians do not want to face.
Light without darkness is just as blinding as darkness without light.
one %26amp; it only takes one to tell another about Jesus his death on the cross %26amp; how if you repent of your sins %26amp; take Jesus as your Lord %26amp; Savior you will have an eternal life in heaven ( if you do that truthfully)
and the part about how we small, well, I think you had a little too
much to drink or you have not been around many Christians
If there were no God, there would be no atheists. I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, %26quot;The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!%26quot; and showed it to each passing car.
One driver who drove by didn't appreciate the sign and shouted at them, %26quot;Leave us alone, you religious nuts!%26quot;
All of a sudden they heard a big splash, looked at each other, and the priest said to the pastor, %26quot;You think maybe we should have just said 'Bridge Out' instead?%26quot;
I think you're being slightly biased by saying that we ALL smell like poop, and a bit playdoughy, cos I don't think I do, well at least not all of the time. However, as far a the first answer to your own question goes, SPOT ON!!! Jesus IS the Light of the World! Oh praise the Lardy!!
rotfl... good one
How many hindus does it take to change a light bulb ?
A: Hindus dont use electricity, they only light lamps
So why don't they put a socket into the lord and see the light much more clearly instead of a book.
are you asking a question or are you answering a question?
A beautiful rhetorical question.
I thought I'd have to answer:)
this whole question was irrelevant....
So, what's your religion?
Your a poet sir.. O_o
I'll just take the points and run.
